I want to tell everyone about my love for atlassian products and jira align and confluence ooohh ohhohooh i love them so much im an enthusiast i love making burndown charts ohohoohoh im so FUCKING ALIGNED RIGHT NOW oooh give me my quarterly sprint reports i neeeeeeeed to know how many tickets im carrying over 
WOW omg CONFLUENCE you really wis my wig IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN
ohoohohohoohohoo sprint ceremony to the grave baaabbyyyyeeeeeeeee OHOOHOHOHOHOHO
Oh shit oh fuck im gonna BIG ROOM PLANNING AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. MY TICKETS ARE REFINED OH THEYRE SO REFINED THEYRE READY FOR IN PROGRESS AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This ticket is a Staffordshire Bull Terrier.