Alone at night a voice reaches out to the Heavens. “God, is it okay for me to kiss Chad?”
The VOICE of the ALMIGHTY replies. “Which one is Chad?”
“You don’t know? How can—”
“I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD. YOU SHALL—”
“Okay, okay. Don’t bite my head off. He’s the dreamy football player guys with the dimples. And - I don’t know if it matters but he’s 100 percent white.”
“Oh, yes. I remember him now. YOU SHALL KISS HIM ON THE THIRD - NO, STRIKE THAT - FOURTH DATE. JUST A KISS. NOTHING MORE.”
Alone at night a voice reaches out to the Heavens. “God, is it okay for me to kiss Chad?”
The VOICE of the ALMIGHTY replies. “Which one is Chad?”
“You don’t know? How can—”
“I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD. YOU SHALL—”
“Okay, okay. Don’t bite my head off. He’s the dreamy football player guys with the dimples. And - I don’t know if it matters but he’s 100 percent white.”
“Oh, yes. I remember him now. YOU SHALL KISS HIM ON THE THIRD - NO, STRIKE THAT - FOURTH DATE. JUST A KISS. NOTHING MORE.”
“Gotcha.”