fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 month agoWhat is in your pockets?mander.xyzimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1589
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minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up118·1 month agoUnfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up69·1 month agoYet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·1 month agoFinally a politician who supports my interests.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-21 month agoCop 1: * Bang Bang Bang! “We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.” Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.” *undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!” Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure. *eats ass with gusto Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
minus-squarehunkyburrito@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 month agoIs it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
minus-squareThat Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-220 days agodeleted by creator
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoNormal if you are an American.
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoDoing the work of the people, you got my vote.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoWe should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoYou could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoThis works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.
Unfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.
Yet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
Finally a politician who supports my interests.
Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!
“We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”
Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”
*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!”
Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.
*eats ass with gusto
Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
Is it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
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Normal if you are an American.
Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.
Very unfortunate
We should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
You could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary
This works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.
Thank you fartmaster