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I’m in the PNW so I just wave to the happy passing Canadians who aren’t landing in this shithole regime.

tf? Dr. Pepper’s great and all, but goddamn.

Fucker had it coming.

Whenever I see the slrpnk instance, I can’t stop my brain from pronouncing it as “slurp-nik” even though I know it’s solarpunk. Dammit, brain!

Marc looks pretty, uh, down lately, maybe we should cheer him up

Still more reliable than JR.

Ahem. We do not call them f**t. Instead they’re referred to as horizontally optimized.

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tf is The Onion doing posting NotTheOnion material?

Her wiki says she is. Born 1933.

In what must be a galactic level of irony, conservatives have hilariously become the de facto champions of being woke and DEI. They talk about the principles so frequently that they’re either obsessed with them, or have dementia. Both can also be true.

“I was making a funny noise people were honestly crying laughing at,” he claimed. “She was the only person annoyed. I never spoke to her, I even let her sit down when she got on the train at 42nd street, and I continued to stand.”

YOU WERE ALLOWING META TO USE FACIAL RECOGNITION ON HUMANS WHO CANNOT CONSENT YOU INSUFFERABLE IGNORANT FUCKWIT.

For this and this alone she is an absolute fucking heroine, of the highest order. Very well done to her, and a mighty FUCK YOU to you, asswipe.

Being that size can be really fucking intimidating to others.

Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.

You hard.

Nothing. Inhale through your nose under the blanket, exhale through the snorkel. EZPZ

I’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.

Ding ding ding. If you can see light when looking up the barrel through the breech/chamber, your weapon is very likely to be clear.

Followed with:

2. Never aim your weapon at anything you do not intend to destroy.

3. Keep your trigger finger straight and along the receiver until you intend to fire your weapon.

4. Keep your weapon on safe until ready to fire.

5. Be aware of your target, your surroundings, and what lies beyond your target.

I dunno about aggressive, they seem pretty courteous to me