“Do you not love my secret lair under a volcano? It’s fiendishly clever. Your first task is to descend those stairs without incident. If you fail or if you refuse - I shall have you dispatched at once into my tank of hungry - very hungry - tiger sharks, Mr. Bond.”
I made an edit. But the substitute word gives me the giggles. Really. I’ve been watching the tv series Carnivale it’s about a shady circus. One way they lured in the rubes was to have a “man-eating chicken” show. The rubes bought the tickets and then a carny opens up the curtain to show a man at a table quietly eating chicken.
“Do you not love my secret lair under a volcano? It’s fiendishly clever. Your first task is to descend those stairs without incident. If you fail or if you refuse - I shall have you dispatched at once into my tank of hungry - very hungry - tiger sharks, Mr. Bond.”
*ahem* Uhhh, sir? The best we could do was sea bass. But they are mutated!
Are they ill-tempered?
One would hope.
“Are they
man-eatingpeople-eating sea bass?”Whoa whoa whoa, can we cool it with introducing the sea bass to sexism?!
I made an edit. But the substitute word gives me the giggles. Really. I’ve been watching the tv series Carnivale it’s about a shady circus. One way they lured in the rubes was to have a “man-eating chicken” show. The rubes bought the tickets and then a carny opens up the curtain to show a man at a table quietly eating chicken.