Well he has all those cats because the scent of a cat can cause a female rat to abort all it’s fetuses! (an actual thing he talked about in an interview about his cats)
There’s being a crazy cat person, and then there’s hoarding cats. It definitely depends on the size of your home and your capacity to care for them, but 17 is certainly not a small number of cats for one person to be responsible for.
he also lives with 17 cats and i think this is more extraordinary than his brush with death.
Well he has all those cats because the scent of a cat can cause a female rat to abort all it’s fetuses! (an actual thing he talked about in an interview about his cats)
he’s so awesome
There’s being a crazy cat person, and then there’s hoarding cats. It definitely depends on the size of your home and your capacity to care for them, but 17 is certainly not a small number of cats for one person to be responsible for.
They’re actually bodyguards to protect him from the Gambino Crime Family.


I thought Spymaster Mittens was just a silly Crusader Kings joke…
Although considering how often organized crime is referred to as rats and pests, cats might make better protection than some folks would assume!