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minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up103·2 days agoYou underestimate the murderous-ness of chickens.
minus-squareleftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 day agoThey know, in the depths of their evil little bird brains, that they are dinosaurs. And what dino (deinos) stands for.
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·2 days agoChickens are no joke. Theyre assholes too.
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 day agoThey’re also tasty. I’m sure if it came down to it even a vegan wouldn’t have many qualms about eating a supremely evil (but still tasty) chicken.
minus-squarestray@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 day agoWhen you really think about it, dragons are just wealth-hoarding chickens.
minus-squaresqgl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 day agoChickens are closely related to avian dinosaurs.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day ago“Give us half of your hoard or we’ll slay your feathered cousin!”
You underestimate the murderous-ness of chickens.
They know, in the depths of their evil little bird brains, that they are dinosaurs.
And what dino (deinos) stands for.
Chickens are no joke. Theyre assholes too.
They’re also tasty. I’m sure if it came down to it even a vegan wouldn’t have many qualms about eating a supremely evil (but still tasty) chicken.
When you really think about it, dragons are just wealth-hoarding chickens.
Chickens are closely related to avian dinosaurs.
“Give us half of your hoard or we’ll slay your feathered cousin!”