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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

I can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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I can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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  • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    You’re shitting in the shower?

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      better to shit in the shower than to shower in the shit

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      I’m so sorry to do this to you internet, but if I have to know this exists, then so must you too

      https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wafflestomping

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        I will be strong and not click the link

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          It is when you push feces down the shower drain with your foot. Called a wafflestomp.

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            or if its removable drain cover, its basically a toilet.

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            So named because the poo poo, being extruded through the drain, should resemble something like a waffle, if you do it correctly.

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              more like the meat grinder strainer.

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        That’s barbaric.

        Sophisticated people shit in their hand and toss the turd into the toilet.

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        I guess I aware that it was possible, I just didn’t think people actually did it, unless they had an in-shower accident or something.

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      Efficiency

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      Waffle stomp.

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      saves water

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