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McDonald’s, Burger King, and a lot of other fast food brands make up a pretty significant amount of American soldiers diets, they’re all over military bases and there’s lots of special contracts with the DOD, MRE’s are eaten pretty rarely.
So really, an enormous amount of the food industry is also in the military industrial complex.
We can demilitarize the United States, we just have to pitch is as a peace dividend for food trucks. The army corps of engineers shall install tena hundred a thousand thousand grease traps!
Shit, if the military-industrial complex funded delicious food, I’d hate it a little bit less.
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MREs surely count as rhe military industrial complex, right? I doubt those are delicious though
Just stay away from the tuna. Everything else is edible with enough salt and hot sauce.
Wood is edible with enough salt and hot sauce
yeah the best MREs are “barely warmed meatloaf with skittles” and “barely warmed pasta with peanut butter”
The peanut butter was always better than the “cheese” wheel grease that usually comes with 'em
McDonald’s, Burger King, and a lot of other fast food brands make up a pretty significant amount of American soldiers diets, they’re all over military bases and there’s lots of special contracts with the DOD, MRE’s are eaten pretty rarely.
So really, an enormous amount of the food industry is also in the military industrial complex.
We were wrong all along, the real purpose of the military bases was to get American fast food companies a foothold in foreign countries.
We can demilitarize the United States, we just have to pitch is as a peace dividend for food trucks. The army corps of engineers shall install
tena hundreda thousand thousand grease traps!