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AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago

Toxic Masculinity: Buying Sex Toys That Are Too Large For You

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Toxic Masculinity: Buying Sex Toys That Are Too Large For You

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AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Buying a onahole so big I can crawl into it like a kitty tunnel.

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  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Start small, smaller than you think you can handle. You can always go bigger, but you can’t undo permanent damage to your nethers. Make sure everything has a base, never use anything without base, even as a joke, even “Just a little bit.” It never works out well, if you have a friend who is a nurse or doctor at a hospital you can ask them.

  • Kefla [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Boys, I believe in you! There’s nothing you can’t handle!

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    catgirl-smug

    What if the toy is for their [Dort_Owl has been banned forever]

  • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    real talk i had an ex like this that kept buying toys too big for me and it was bad

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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      Yeah I feel like this post shouldnt be in badposting

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    With Jesus, all things are possible.

    Jesus is my liberated traffic cone.

  • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Skill issue

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