I wonder what nonsense next week will bring. 
i got raptured, so skill issue i guess for those jagweeds. i’m posting from heaven. everything is chinese here btw.
Neat. Are the panda bear cubs as huggable as they look in pictures?
ofc
Now I want a panda hug even more. Thanks a lot. Good thing I have a cute stuffed panda, I guess.
(His name is Comrade Cuddles and he gives the best hugs. But then, you do expect good hugs from a stuffed bear.)
I’m destroying the dragonballs so when I die nobody wishes me back to this stupid planet
They never learn lmao
TIL jimmy kimmel is part of ‘everything’. Everything sucks now.
him coming back is unfortunate. they had a chance to hire somebody funny
Lmao I can’t believe we had another rapture craze because of the app Ted Cruz tried to start a satanic panic over. Fuckin lol on that one.
Meanwhile Obama is trying to stay
by saying the problem is old white men.
westerners describing events that are worth mentioning: a elebrity doing smth
Next week? Next week already started. Next Tuesday we’ll find out why Pete Hegseth is calling a meeting of all US generals from across the world. So many possiblities
Dan Cortez will die
The MTV Extreme sports guy?
decades are finally happning folks
I didn’t hear about the stairs.
While Trump was walking around the UN, some of his entourage ran ahead up the escalator triggering the emergency stop just as Melania stepped onto the escalator. Trump posted and ranted about it as an awful and deliberate attack against him
He ranted about the escalator front of the UN, and was apparently bitter hus bid to build the UN wasn’t selected.
I’m out of the loop on the rapture thing… is this a repeat of 2012 or what?
It was a trend on Christian tiktok, so it was smaller and didn’t have a central figure to make fun of like with previous rapture predictions.
A lot of people, myself included, learned that there is a whole economy of grifters selling “post rapture services” to American Christian fundies though, so that’s fun.
