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martletutyfan [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 1 个月前

There's a Bible verse that says Stewie from Family Guy is gay.

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There's a Bible verse that says Stewie from Family Guy is gay.

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martletutyfan [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 1 个月前
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  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Leviticus 18:22: ”Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable."

    Nothing about a cartoon baby?

    Psalm 101:3 ”I will not set before my eyes anything that is worthless. I hate the work of those who fall away; it shall not cling to me.”

    Hey, at least the first sentence applies to Family Guy, can’t argue with that.

    • Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Chick learned to give citations from Prager U. The sources don’t provide evidence for anything. They’re just somewhat related to the subject.

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        Probably the other way around, pretty sure Chick tracts have been around longer than PragerU

  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    You hate Family Guy because Stewie is gay

    I hate Family Guy because it’s Bigotry: The Cartoon

    we-are-not-the-same

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    50 years ago, this would have been unthinkable!

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      • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        My favorite Frakes moment is from a UFO documentary that aired on FOX around the same time this show was airing

        It’s called UFOs: The Best Evidence Caught On Tape

        There’s a segment where they’re showing footage of a UFO over Tel Aviv and he just breathlessly says the line

        “Perhaps these ships are being piloted by giant aliens, as mentioned in the Bible”

        Six year old me was just like “Woah, I must have skipped that part!”

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    Family GAY am I right? laugh track tenna-bow

  • Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    It seems today

    That all you see

    Is homosexuality

    And gay sex on tv

  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Do you know which chick tract this is from? I haven’t seen it before, must be one I don’t have

    • martletutyfan [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      IDK it’s just an image I’ve seen sometimes online, I’m not really too knowledgeable about Chick Tracts (though I know they suck of course).

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        I collect them whenever I see them mostly to get them off the street but they can be darkly funny. I found the source of this page and it’s a comic that starts off warning you about the evils of the Pope in Rome & his secret plan to take over American Christianity™ before pivoting to a racist rant about “Allah the moon god”.

        They also cram in a bit about how there’s only one perfect copy of the Bible (just happens to be the English translation they use) and all others are packs of perfidious lies spread by the Devil’s man on earth, the Pope.

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          Oh yeah I know about their weird anti-Catholic conspiracy theories lmao.

        • CupcakeOfSpice [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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          Are they those KJV-only folks, or do they use an even wackier version? It really is comical that some English copy is the only correct version, though. An ancient text written in dead languages/dead dialects of those languages is only correctly read in a language developed ~1500 years later.

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            Yea pretty sure they’re KJV people, I’ve always found it hilarious that they’d shun every other translation other than “theirs”, especially since like you said according to them the only “correct” version is written in a language that didn’t even exist when the biblical canon was decided on, let alone when they were all written

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      It’s from “Still no revival?”

      https://archive.ph/yyoCj if it will load the images for you, otherwise https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=1069

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    Family altar…?

    • Redcuban1959 [any]@hexbear.net
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      USians worship the TV

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      They worship the tv

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    what the deuce???

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    Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable. - Leviticus 18:22

    Stewie isn’t having sexual relations with anyone so what’s the problem here?

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      Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman

      So gay sex is okay as long as you don’t emulate heterosexual culture (making boomer jokes about how much you hate your wife etc.)?

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        I’m not having vaginal sex with other men so it should be good right? I guess unless it’s with a trans man, but they would have to acknowledge a trans man is a man before they can charge me. Checkmate, Christians troll

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      He’s literally a baby lmao

  • Des [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    uhh
    it’s a chick tract so i can’t tell if this is an antisemitic caricature or not. i’m guessing it is

    • IngeniousRocks (They/She) @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      My first thought was Idahoan but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      Idk the context though, you seem to kniw what you’re talking about. What is a “Chick tract”, if you don’t mind explaining?

      • Des [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        some guy named something chick makes these shitty little comics to push his version of extreme right wing Christianity on people

        the kind of extreme evangelical that believes Catholics worship satan and D&D will make you into a witch (it will but in a cool way)

        so no doubt also believes horrible shit about Jewish people and everyone else

        i used to find them scattered all the time. some friends collected them simply because of how absurd they are.

        • IngeniousRocks (They/She) @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          🙏Thank you friend.

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      The character expresses basic humanity decency, it almost certainly is.

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    I love that the dad is drinking and looks like a drunk.

    “Psssf listen son, stop being a homoppphobe. I wanna watch the funny fat guy show! You know you pppppastor is a gay too right.”

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