lmfao
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Should have gotten the tactical model
Why is the Navy stationing a cryptologist on the ground in Syria? And then getting bombed… Friendly fire?
Imagining dude doing a drift across the lawn on a cornucopia of uppers and downers, feeling like God until he rolled it and obliterated his rib cage.
I rolled a snowmobile on myself doing basically that (teenaged fool - not under the influence) and can attest that was basically how it went lmao
Delta Force
G-force1000-ways-to-die ass death lmao
It’s not a “1000-ways-to-die” death because it doesn’t say he had a boner.
Doesn’t say he didn’t though.
Am I the only one who subjected themself to Final Destination: Bloodlines?
“Oh a Delta Force vet died”
“Must’ve been something really dangerous, they’re supposed to be more elite than the Rangers or Seals”
“Says it was a riding lawnmower accident in Alabama”
“…so someone ran him over w-”
“He rolled it onto himself”
I’m an adult and a pro I can ride my lawnmower on an incline if I want it’s a free country
Imagine presumably surviving combat for years to be taken out by a fucking lawnmower.
That’s like I swear I will never die in a bathroom. Especially now that I’m sober.
Anyway, support to comrade lawnmower.
Fight me @FlakesBongler@hexbear.net
How in the hell do you roll a riding mower?
Hill
But yeah was probably on a hill.
This book was the wildest read I’ve had since Chaos.
This dudes final moments 👆
Owned
