the market created caffinated drinks, well moreso energy drinks as a method of creating a new market of soft drinks that would sell for higher than the typical can of soda, as pricing of typical soft drinks would be less friendly to newcomers, and the standard drink thats caffinated isnt enjoyed by all(coffee)

First ive heard someone attempt that… with milk.

I get what you’re saying but as a caffeine addict that sounds great.

Oh, it’s an “energy drink” for protein-heads

that sounds like it would be very not good

Well, I’m all for cans. If you can can milk than hell yeah. Fuck plastic bottles. I mean it sounds gross but I’d try it.

why does god damn everything have stimulants in it

I agree with this but also there’s a good chance it’s healthier than the strawberry mocha in a can I had yesterday

Just gimme the regular choccy milk please

i bet caffeine milk would go hard in some hot chocolate though

step 1. find a new combination of edible things that doesn’t taste/smell completely abhorrent

step 2. market said item as a solution for fatigue, weight loss, and/or skin care

step 3. ???

step 4. die in debt