talk some crap.
Show me
Only liberals would train in karate. I practice mad dog fist and I’ve killed five men in self-defense and guess what, I uphold the immortal science of marxism Leninism
My youth minister trained me in illegal karate. ALL of the neck chops. There is no better martial artist in all of north-central Greeley.
I challenge you to a duel then, meet me by the dump at midnight, bring weapons.
BOW TO YOUR SENSEI
i learned how to shoot a bb gun at camp, so i think my uncle who’s a sheriff is gonna deputize me this year
To truly become a master you must learn to strike where they do not expect. Such as for example suddenly striking your master when he is presenting you with your yellow belt. They did not expect that.
Okay but if you hit me I’m calling my cousin that sells weed he beat up a guy one time.
I would karate chop your cousin in the brain. That is how passionate I am.
