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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 14 天前

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  • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    shouldn’t use psycho as a joke/ insult like that, saw comrades saying that it demonizes them unfairly

    plus edgy would be a better fit in this context anyway

    • blobjim [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      lol wut who is self identifying as a psychopath xD

      • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]@hexbear.net
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        Its not about identifying as it, it’s about being called it - people going through psychotic episodes (which are entirely separate to psychopathy) or delusions often get called it. Psychopathy isn’t even an actual medical classification, so there isn’t really a reason to use it as a term at all.

      • Aradino [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        People don’t typically identify as it, they get it forced on them

  • john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    you have committed a crime.

  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    That’s why I always do the jelly first because less of it sticks to the knife

  • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    the real joker move is to use a separate knife for each, and leave them both in the sink for someone else to wash joker-gaming

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Shadow, Jiff sells that extra.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    pfft. a knife? to scoop and spread condiments? I get the widest spoon that will fit in the mouth of the jar.

    I am not a child playing foolish little baby games. I am crafting a profane altar of shame to ritually murder my hunger.

    • john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      born to scoop by hand, forced to use a spoon

  • isame [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Okay I’m a sane person and use separate utensils for each of course. But hear me out. At least when you put the jelly in the fridge the peanut butter won’t go bad. The real horrible people put the jelly knife in the peanut butter, which then goes in the cabinet and goes bad, ruining the peanut butter.

  • Nora@lemmy.ml
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    Peanut butter to jelly is fine because the jelly is refrigerated.

    Jelly to peanut butter could not be fine depending on if you refrigerate your peanut butter or not.

    If you don’t refrigerate your peanut butter then don’t do jelly to peanut butter.

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      is this dialectics?

  • SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    “And I just love Latinas”

  • heatenconsumerist [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Peanut Butter first is a bold move.

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    Oh so I see you met my mom

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    I just lick the peanut butter off the knife to keep the jelly clean

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    I do this

  • supdawg813 [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    but what if someone needs to use my jelly and they’re deathly allergic to peanuts

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    TIL americans put jam in the fridge

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