death to amerikkka what the fuck is going on
You’ve been able to finance a can of soda ever since credit cards were invented.
@grog is this true?
promoted
My boyhood in the land of Wind and Alcoholism did not prepare me for this eventuality
land of Wind and Alcoholism
You’re from Chicago?
Born in Milwaukee, went back and forth between Chicago and there
I never did get to live to see falgsc but I did get priced out of affording food.
This looks like alcoholic soda? Isn’t $2 cheap for stuff like this? IDK I don’t drink stuff like this.
Yes it is alcoholic
Not really. Its a normal sized can. Even in canada where alcohol is highly taxed our canned mixed drinks are only $2-3 and those are often 500ml cans. Id say this is pretty pricy considering its USD and basically just corn syrup and vodka probably.
“vodka”
They don’t even know how to astroturf
ah back sliding
settler-colonization of turtle island began with troopers horribly indebted to cortez, and he himself horribly indebted to various benefactors. most of the guys that “took” Tenochtitlan didn’t get paid enough from that to buy a gun.
The soda better contain one or more of the following: kerosene, propylene glycol, artificial sweeteners, sulfuric acid, rum, acetone, battery acid, red dye #2, SCUMM, axle grease, and/or pepperoni.
GROG!! GROG!! GROG!!
buddy2buddy soda as a service
that isn’t grog. :sad-pirate:
