Bob-Omb origin story

The fuck? Why would you sneeze out your nose?

Sneeze out your ass like a normal person.

I’ve been sneezing and hacking my brains out from the wildfire smoke in my area from canada. idk how people out west do it.

i have no ass and i must fart

If you have no nose how do you smell?

I stole a small human’s nose several years ago. He (idiot), was stumbling all over the place, not even walking in a straight line. I went up, pinched his nose with my fingers, said “got your nose!” And walked away.

Dumbass still doesn’t have a nose.

My dog has no nose