I mean… no shit. Nobody thought it was.
people who read the nyt think it makes them smart lmao
In the ‘Big Apple’, the biggest risk isn’t apples
I’m pretty sure it’s still just the sniper towers.
The alligators are just theater, slop for the fascists, and a marketing rebrand for whoever sold them the shittiest fucking swamp
At “Guantanamo Bay”, the biggest risk isn’t the Guantanamos
The actual biggest risk is the
which of course cannot be generalized whatsoever 
Would you believe that the guards aren’t even ACTUAL alligators?
You mean it isn’t being headed by K Rool?
I would have settled for some sort of man-gator hybrid
In the 40’s they guards would have to live in the camps, and nowadays theres a massive carpark in the centre of the facility, just going home to their little white picket fence lives in their little gated communities 🤢
NYT used to have a veneer of being a serious paper
