gobbling all dem glizzies straight from the ground
I am picturing a gang of raccoons stumbling across this tonight and eating/shitting their brains out like emperors.
They’re going to have to fight John Fetterman for them.
We eating good tonight folks! Come get your road dog!
Just wipe the asphalt off and put some mustard on
you see this as a tragedy. i see this as an opportunity. we are not the same.
Senator Slotkin will not stand for this
Fetterman is probably already out there snatching up all those hotdogs.
Hotdogs on the Highway would be a good folk punk bandname
Prigozhin’s ghost did this
Prigozhin works in mysterious ways
I suddenly remember that I used to recreationally browse www.truckspills.com in the early 2000s
Glizzy
I’m gonna have to ask the Americans to stop.
