…that if they ever use in even a slightly wrong way can end up leaving them with debilitating pain for the rest of their lives.

Really bad design flaw, wtf NATURE!

    • Three engineers were arguing about what kind of engineer God is.

      Electrical engineer: “surely God is an electrical engineer, the brain and nerves are a symphony of exquisite circuitry.”

      Mechanical engineer: “no, look at the ballet between bone, muscle and sinew. God must be a mechanical engineer.”

      Civil engineer: “God is a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipe right through a recreational area.”

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      When some caveman is done beating his meat to cave drawings of awooga and “marking” his territory, what if he doesn’t have any leaves left to wipe any leftover cum off his dick and foreskin? But since the caveman piss and cum from the same hole, the piss will flush whatever leftover cum that’s stuck in the penis hole and foreskin.