Imma be real with you, champ. If you’re losing a fight with a duck it might be best you don’t pass on those genes.
*jeans
Missed opportunity.
Bro did you just assume this was a duck sized duck? We clearly don’t have enough information from the post to eliminate the possibility this is a horse sized duck, which is quite terrifying.
How many ducks have you fought?! My God man!
Ducks are easy, geese on the other hand…
I’m guessing bro got into a tussle with a Canada goose.
Was it a horse-sized duck?
Since he got his pants back, he is not actually hanging out anymore.
Hey, zipper could be down.
That’s confidence.
I kinda wanna call him to learn more about the story.
Based on this poster and the 1942 duckumentary Donald Duck Visits Lake Titicaca, I can safely assume that all ducks hate pants.
I wouldn’t even bother. He’s probably a bill collector.
Does he collect duck bills? 🦆
Damn everyone in debt these days even the fuckin ducks
I feel personally attacked
If she doesn’t call him, he knows she’s not the right one
