• kersploosh@sh.itjust.works
    23·
    2 months ago

    If I were an anesthesiologist I’d be a funny guy at work. When people were going under I‘d be like, “No no no! Wait wait wait!”

    – Demetri Martin

  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
    9·
    2 months ago

    I had an anesthesiologist whisper in my ear just before I passed out, “Dream of me”

    Creepiest and funniest shit.