Microsoft sure is great. When they renamed Azure to Entra and then labeled the link to that particular portal as Identity in the Microsoft 365 Admin Center was amazing.

I hate Microsoft

Last I heard the Windows app sdk is a toolkit to create and make apps for Windows, not the remote desktop thingy. Unless they changed shit in the last 3 months. Wouldn’t surprise me if they did tbh.

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Oh man, I fit all the criteria! 😎

I definitely made the comment but I’m thinking that I didn’t do a reply, but a comment on the post overall. -_-

The tax is in my profile. I just checked it. Don’t come after me DRS (Duck revenue service)

My girls tend to lay inside their house, but sometimes I’ll find eggs in random spots outside.

Lmao that’s hilarious and sounds right for pekins. My boi Salt is so chonky. I feed my birds by making piles of feed in different areas. He just barrels his way through the flock to get first pick of the piles. He eats like he’s starved.

Duck tax sent in response to the first tax request comment

Chose pics from a span of 4 years that shows a variety of birds. The lil shits have been hard to get pics of lately because they’ve been acting spicy. I think the heat this summer is making them cranky.

I have 9 birds now, all grown. 2 Muscovy females named Lady and Mama Duck. Mama Duck will fight anyone and anything she thinks is gonna mess with the flock. I caught her trying to fight a deer the other day when she escaped xontainment. One female Pekin named Judy, who judges the fuck outta me every time I see her. One male Pekin named Salt who is chonky. One female golden layer named Caprisun, who is by far the dumbest bird I’ve ever met. One male khaki Campbell named Pepper, who is bonded with Salt. One khaki Campbell female named Cayenne, who doesn’t have a super distinct personality. One mallard female named Amy, who looks like a male because when female duck ovaries die, they start to look like males. One female Cayuga named Chanel who is like Cayenne with no distinct personality lol.

The real big one in the pics below was Antonio. A gigantic Muscovy male. Best bird I ever had. He was so happy and loved caring for babies and loved hugs and pets. When he had babies to care for, he was known as Big Papa Tony. He sadly passed this past winter.

Yeah. Ducks are absolutely ridiculous creatures. My two pekins follow the cat motto of “if I fits I sits.” I find them in silly places all the time. The female, Judy’s, favorite place to sit outside is a hole she dug herself over a couple of months.

I have ducks and they go absolutely crazy for watermelon. My neighbor gave me half a watermelon the other day because he couldn’t fit it in his fridge. I have it to the ducks and they went wild. Luke a cartoon style piranha feeding frenzy. The white birds looked like they’d been drenched in the blood of their enemies. One of them decided to sit in the empty rind after they were done and laid an egg in it, to assert dominance.

They also love birdseed and peas. I had a duck who could recognize canned peas based on the labels and would flip out if he saw me approaching with them. He also adored bird seed and would help himself to the bag if it was in a place he could knock it over. Found him stuck in an empty birdseed bag once. It wasn’t empty that morning. Bro was a glutton, but he was a good boi.

I had an anesthesiologist whisper in my ear just before I passed out, “Dream of me”

Creepiest and funniest shit.

Omg same! Happy birthday!

But where can I get the LEGO pipette.

1910!

I bought it in 2022. It’s tiny but mine lol

I only wear bras when I’m going horseback riding or into the office for work. I have free tiddies any other time cause it’s comfier. There are a lot of people, usually gen X and boomers, who think women need to wear a bra all the time and not have the straps showing ever.

Fuck yeah! I’m getting rid of everything aside from my ovaries. Ovaries are staying because menopause at 28 years old is bad lol.

Best part is that the operation is 3 days before my birthday. Happy birthday to me! This procedure is literally a dream come true. Thinking of getting a custom cake made to celebrate the operation and my birthday lol.

I say hella every day. Slang accentuates speech and makes it fun, so I use a lot of it. Not an obnoxious amount, though. Gotta get the slang amount just right, just like swearing. It’s an art.

I don’t use skibidi because it’s too long to easily work into sentences casually. Also it’s a really fucking dumb word that feels wrong saying. Like I tried it a few times and cringed so hard I thought I was gonna flip inside out or some shit. My soul started leaving my body.

Had to use this on one of my ducks when another one started tearing her feathers out. Works really well.

I am almost 28 and use way more gen z/alpha slang than my 21 year old sister does. It becomes your permanent lexicon after a while and you keep using the words no matter how outdated they are. I say yeet at least once a day still.