If you got photoshop skills take peoples avatars and plonk them into where you think they’ll fit in. And if they don’t have an avatar type their name in.
Also admins are recused from being included 
so don’t even think of including any of us unless you want to get swirlied
Throw your submissions into the comments!
Edit: if you’re not an artesian photoshopper and/or feeling exceptionally lazy (both me for real for real) and can’t be bothered to do all that work I’m willing to accept text versions.
TheLastAxolotl for general secretary, 72trillion for Minister of Education
I promise to rule with an Iron fist
no more half measures walter
I have no avatar
I vote we use the
emojj as Tina’s avatar as a sick own
We could also use the letter K, but then you’ll have to be very careful about which positions you get.
Shadow Minister
@Tervell@hexbear.net for the minister of the red army, outfit our troops with the finest rifles.
there’s no minister of beanis this is some bullshit
That’s the minister of coal
Revisionism, Beanis will always be a gem.
Its like a diamond before its a diamond. Kinda like an unpressurized lump of coal
Minister of Beanis should be a fight to the death between @KuroXppi@hexbear.net @Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net and @Infamousblt@hexbear.net (for my amusement)
Too late I already declared myself Interim Admin of Lemm.ee, Fake News, the Vatican holy wine tasting forums, and now Badposting.
B3anis triumvirate
I think that beanis is too powerful for one minister. We need at least 3 to contain and direct the immense power of Beanis
You just don’t want to fight
I’m not gonna fight true comrades. I won’t contribute to leftist infighting. Or beanist infighting
Beanis lettuce and tomato
nobody wants to fight because you’re the clear winner
(sorry to give you more work, but it’s true)
Minister of Culture is definitely Dirt Owl
also minister of oil and gas because of how much they’re always farting
I’m not that farty
Where is/what happened to Dirt Owl?
Dirt_Owl disappeared around the same a new user called Dort_Owl joined Hexbear.
I got dorted up
Real answer:
spoiler
Lots of reasons, a little opsec, a little preparing for next year when I have less time to be here, a little spring cleaning so I don’t have 5 years of comments to be doxxed by. I only ask that no one be weird about it. I’m still here.
bit idea: deciding on a new name then slowly morphing into it with transitional accounts changing one letter at a time.
haha yea who would do that. That would be weird. Not me, I’m super normal haha.Better grab the Dart_Owl handle before I do
They’re around. I saw em post sometime last week. Its rare not to see them post at least once a day, but I haven’t been lurking hard the last week so
Rule 1: seize the internal ministry
Roll 2d20 difficulty 32
You go straight to gulag. Your name is now Ignatii Yeltsin
you haven’t seen the last of me tankies
BMF for Minister of Education
But I don’t wanna hear BMF rant about soy PMC Jacobins and finance ghouls
I am only choosing the funniest possible outcome.
yeah let’s just post our organizational chart out in the public for all to see 🙄 what’s opsec??
10·26 days agoLet’s make the finished chart a tagline.
@MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net for Minister of the Red Army for their unmatched knowledge of missile systems
@VILenin@hexbear.net for Minister of Aviation because of his experience in the field
Erika3sis for Minister of the Nationalities
I support erika’s nomination
Ouais, she knows about even the more obscure parts of Asia (Central and Caucasus Asia)
I figured there’d be more interest in Minister of Railways.
I know right? I figured there’d be people chomping at the bit to be the train lord
If nobody is nominated, I’ll nominate myself. I fucking love trains.
I refuse to put that picture on the chart.
Oh shit, forgot what my pfp was.
Eh, nomination retracted.Better idea, use the ppb picture. That was my original one anyway. I need to change it back.Sure, no one else has been nominated for the position.
Damn you beat me to it
Hey, @Edie, I’ll nominate sexywheat for the minister of trains position
sexywheat for Railways
Carcosa for minister of internal affairs (hexbear’s nkvd).
we have our first swirlie victim right here folksthelastaxolotl for minister of swirlies
@happybadger@hexbear.net for minister of agriculture
Seconded
@xiaohongshu2@hexbear.net for minister of justice
Current submissions (as I feel like)
(These aren’t final, if you make a good submission I might move things around)
I’m not that gasssyyyyyyyyyy
there’s no minister of piss
I haven’t made a piss joke in ages, this is type casting! Where’s my lawyer?!
the fact there was no minister of piss is why the soviet union was dissolved
9 days was pretty long ago (I didn’t bother searching your comments)
GOD
DAMN
IT
xiaohongshu for minister of finance for their policy of dedollarization and economic knowledge
Finance has to be XHS, no other way.
@Cowbee@hexbear.net for minister of justice, he has the patience to talk and educate the most reactionary lemmylibs
I promise to serve the good people of Hexbear with humility and respect.
I really wanted to get Cowbee and ReadFanon in somewhere. Thank you!
Aww, thanks!
Your comment actually prompted me to see if our esteemed comrade ReadFanon has said anything recently, looks like they are doing okay! Glad to see that, hopefully everything ends up going well for them.
Maybe foreign affairs? ReadFanon has always been excellent to talk to, and seemed to have a way with gentle outreach.
ReadFanon for Foreign Affairs.
Would be nice if there was a position for public libraries or technology, would be good to nominate you for one of those two. Hmmmm…
@kristina@hexbear.net as the minister of internal affairs so she can send transphobes to the gulag system, and also responsible for Traffic Safety (so she can ban cars)
Kristina kill car
Kristina for Minister of Internal Affairs.
Keeping track below. Feel free to give me arguments for why someone is better suited for a position. Of course dont slander or be mean to comrades. If you would like to be removed from this list (and the graphic above) just say so.
Contested
Red Army:
- tactical_trans_karen
- Tervell
- MarmiteLover123
Radio & TV:
- Wombat
- Grebgreb
- 21Gramsci
- TankieTanukie
Education:
- 72trillion
- RedWizard
- BMF
Culture:
- WhyEssEff
- Dort_Owl
- Ulyssus
Foreign Affairs:
- ReadFanon
- 72trillion
- thelastaxolotl
Aviation:
- VILenin
- Dort_Owl
Foreign Trade:
- xiaohongshu
- anarchoilluminati
nominations
thelastaxolotl for General Secretary
Edie for Second CPSU Secretary (self)
PorkrollPosadist for GOSPLAN
72trillion for Chairman of the Council of Ministers
Tervell for Red Army (x2)
tactical_trans_karen for Red Army
MarmiteLover123 for Red Army
xiaohongshu for Finance (x2)
happybadger for Agriculture
kristina for Internal Affairs
72Trillion for Foreign Affairs
ReadFanon for Foreign Affairs
thelastaxolotl for Foreign Affairs
Cowbee for Justice
RedWizard for Education
72trillion for Education
BMF for Education
Dort_Owl for Oil and Gas
FunkyStuff for Heavy Industry
sickos for Construction (self) sexywheat for Railways (self)
Hestia for Shipbuilding (self)
VILenin for Aviation
Dort_Owl for Aviation
21Gramsci for Radio & TV
TankieTanukie for Radio & TV
wombat for Radio & TV
Grebgreb for Radio & TV
RION for Communications
xiaohongshu for Foreign Trade
anarchoilluminati for Foreign Trade (self)
Dort_Owl for Culture (x2)
WhyEssEff for Culture
Ulyssus for Culture
Erika3sis for NationalitiesWhyEssEff came up with
which I think is our most important cultural export. I think she’s well suited for ministry of Culture.72trillion for the Chairman of the Council of Ministers since its the head of goverment “Management of the activities of the government” like how 72 has to make sure the news mega doesnt fall into struggle sessions.
“Representation of the Soviet Union in international relations” like how he posts about current International events in the mega body
I might move 72trillion to Chairman of the Council of Ministers, and make RedWizard Minister of Education?
Sounds good, bmf could be like one of the old bolsheviks
my reasoning was
21Gramsi for Radio for operating piratefeeds.net
TankieTanukie for TV for operating tankie.tube
We need a nerd that likes playing workers and resources: soviet republic or factorio for the chair of gosplan
@PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net took a very large role in organizing Bearmurdered (the Hexbear collaborative Dwarf Fortress fort), which is similar in terms of micromanaging required.
PorkrollPosadist for Chair of GOSPLAN
Potentially: Heavy/Light Industry, Construction, Railways, or Shipbuilding.
Oh that’s some nice and clean work right there
I humbly beg before the Revolutionary People’s Court, may I please be Minister of Foreign Trade?
I don’t have any qualifications for the office but I have… uh… certain connections that may be in our interest to utilize.
anarchoilluminati for Minister of Foreign Trade.
(I’ll update the graphic tomorrow)
i support your nomination
Thank you, Comrade General Secretary!
I was thinking of nominating myself for Second CPSU Secretary, so I searched up the name to learn what they did, and well…
Edie for Second CPSU Secretary
- appoint all the officials Edie
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