This years expansion to Endless Struggle is going to be fucking sick. I mean, I’m not sure how they can top last years expansion. Reforging the Soul of Socialism and purifying Corrupted Stalin was sick. Using Juche Necromancy to bring back Lenin and the Red Army to destroy Grand Litch Biden was epic.
But this time!? A LOTR tie in? I mean normally I’d call this revisionist but its fucking cool. Endless Struggle: The Long March to Mordor is going to be fucking awesome. It turns out defeating Grand Litch Biden meant his Vizier, Harris, was next in line, but through a mixture of arrogance and a limited understanding of Liberalmancy a rift was opened allowing for Dark Lord Trump and his homunculus Vance to fuse with the primordial power of Sauron.
Little did the liberals know, however, it wasn’t just villains who were transported into the realm of struggle from Middle Earth. I heard a rumor that the main quest line involves:
Reforging the shards of Narsil into a big-ass sickle and using it to force a battalion of dead Trotskyites to uphold their oath to Lenin
There’s also a siege on the port capital of New Zyork but its kind of a side quest. Its hard to say if that’ll be worth it. Has to have better loot then that fucking icepick last year.
This years expansion to Endless Struggle is going to be fucking sick. I mean, I’m not sure how they can top last years expansion. Reforging the Soul of Socialism and purifying Corrupted Stalin was sick. Using Juche Necromancy to bring back Lenin and the Red Army to destroy Grand Litch Biden was epic.
But this time!? A LOTR tie in? I mean normally I’d call this revisionist but its fucking cool. Endless Struggle: The Long March to Mordor is going to be fucking awesome. It turns out defeating Grand Litch Biden meant his Vizier, Harris, was next in line, but through a mixture of arrogance and a limited understanding of Liberalmancy a rift was opened allowing for Dark Lord Trump and his homunculus Vance to fuse with the primordial power of Sauron.
Little did the liberals know, however, it wasn’t just villains who were transported into the realm of struggle from Middle Earth. I heard a rumor that the main quest line involves:
There’s also a siege on the port capital of New Zyork but its kind of a side quest. Its hard to say if that’ll be worth it. Has to have better loot then that fucking icepick last year.
And my axe!