Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 26 days agoKelly - Clothes Callhexbear.netimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up195file-text
arrow-up195imageKelly - Clothes Callhexbear.netWertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square16fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarejohn_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·26 days agoIf trump started wearing military gear the liberals would fill their pants with shit in rage
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·26 days ago Especially if he tries to have them make a solid gold army dress uniform
minus-squareKoboldKomrade [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·26 days agoHe needs like 500 medals so we get some liberal army nerd fact checking each one like “Uhm actually, he didn’t ‘serve’ in the Sino-America trade war. President boney spurred merely COMMANDED!! in it!”.
minus-squareRom [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·26 days ago“Look, I didn’t go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me.” “You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop!” “…and a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!”
minus-squarejohn_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·26 days agoI wonder if he’d wear a north korean general’s uniform if kim gifted him one, he really seemed to enjoy saluting that NK general that one time
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·26 days ago The army man smiled at me, that was very nice The army men here in America are very strong, very handsome, but they don't smile like the North Koreans do, it's sad!
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·26 days agoLike that one boss in Bionic Commando who had so many medals, he was bulletproof from the front
minus-squaredoublepepperoni [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·26 days agoWhat kind of outrageous hat would he wear
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·26 days agoLike Captain Crunch, but taller
If trump started wearing military gear the liberals would fill their pants with shit in rage
Especially if he tries to have them make a solid gold army dress uniform
He needs like 500 medals so we get some liberal army nerd fact checking each one like “Uhm actually, he didn’t ‘serve’ in the Sino-America trade war. President boney spurred merely COMMANDED!! in it!”.
“Look, I didn’t go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me.”
“You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop!”
“…and a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!”
I wonder if he’d wear a north korean general’s uniform if kim gifted him one, he really seemed to enjoy saluting that NK general that one time
The army man smiled at me, that was very niceThe army men here in America are very strong, very handsome, but they don't smile like the North Koreans do, it's sad!Like that one boss in Bionic Commando who had so many medals, he was bulletproof from the front
What kind of outrageous hat would he wear
Like Captain Crunch, but taller