Since the intestines remove nutrients from shit, does it make sense to keep some shit up your ass? Is shoving your shit deeper up your ass with a flexible (probably rubbery) rod a decent survival strategy?

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      18 days ago

      You can also get some of the shit donors sicknesses, so maybe consult someone before you ram shit you find up your ass.

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        18 days ago

        I’ve been collecting poop from anywhere I can find and jamming it up my ass. I have the immune system of 12 dogs, 3 cats, 14 chickens, a cow, and everyone who’s ever shit in a Porta potty on every job site I’ve ever been on. The only thing I’ve ever got was pregnant.

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    18 days ago

    Suppositories tell all. But remember, more than two and you’re just playing with yourself