Crack open a boy with the cold ones

Visit a dwarven tavern and use your suspiciously high rhetorical skills to assume the position of fortress mayor. Then initiate a project to eliminate the communal dorms and give each resident their own personal bedrooms… for privacy.

I remember watching What We do in the Shadows with my friends. They make this kind of joke like 50 times and I kept finding them extremely funny, but my friends did not, which was awkward.

2,000th? Ah, to be young again!

Same as you did last year - rightwing trolling on twitter

Garlic wine and movies.

I envy you so much, you get zero hassle with capri sun and bobba tea containers.

What do you do with all that extra time?

Idk what do vampires do for fun?

seduce people