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Ideal scenario: the fascists are allowed to win tug-of-war, but it was only a ploy to get them all together in a line
They’d never see it coming
That or they’d be planning to do the same
Either way,
get 'em first
The fascists take an early lead but the commies hold on long enough that all of the roids the fascies are on give them heart palpitations and they start collapsing.
The communists have a much bigger pool of strong people to pull from, which means more communist human sasquatches
If it’s a tug-of-war with a rope, the communists win. If it’s the type of tug-of-war where both sides see who can jack off the most, the fascists win because they’re all inveterate gooners.
