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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

The hero we don't deserve

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The hero we don't deserve

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • onwardknave [he/him,comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    “Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.” Honestly, I’d rather be pelted with oranges than ever read that again.

    • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      “… And by those organs I mean my pre-frontal cortex, responsible for long term thinking, and personality construction”

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    Orange… man… good?

  • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    The only way to stop a bad guy with a Device That Shoots Oranges is with a good guy with a Device That Shoots Oranges

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      No, you need an Apple gun. think-about-it

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        There’s no comparison really

      • Sleepless One@lemmy.ml
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        Shooting apples at doctors each day is a good way to keep them away.

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    God forbid a guy have a hobby

  • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    INFINITE TANGERINES ON THE TEENS! NO TEENS IN THE PARK!

  • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    What if he’s actually saying “No tangerines in the park!” while providing people with fresh oranges but they’re too dumb to catch them and just get hit instead?

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    Mitch playing the long game for when your perp ends up in therapy…

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    maybe memes was the real badposting all along…

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      The real bad posting were the memes we made along the way

  • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    You all are a bunch of olds

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      … did an old man throw oranges at you?

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        Yeah we young cool people don’t even call them oranges any more, old nerd. And I’m not going to tell you the hip new slang term for the fruit

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          Have a skibidi sphere 🍊

          Wait can you help me with this PDF?

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            A skibidi sphere is an apple catgirl-smug

            • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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              oooaaaaaaauhhh

          • ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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            Sorry no pdf files here didnt-kill-himself

        • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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          Citrussy

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            close, it’s an ouchrange.

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    There’s something about this that reminds me of those You Know When You’ve Been Tango-ed ads they had in the UK back in the 90s.

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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
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    Dudes rock

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    Orange Kid aged poorly but at least he perfected the Suporma

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      Sick reference

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    https://www.instagram.com/truewagner/

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      the wagner battalion has some interesting ideas about PR…

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    Orange you glad he wasn’t shooting bananas?

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