I thought he had already accomplished this a while ago.
Earlier this year he was still propositioning women on Twitter with offers of bodily fluids.
I don’t doubt he’ll continue donating sperm, I just don’t think he’s much of a father.
Gotta be tough when the gender-affirming surgery he had to put an implant in his dick rendered it useless
Fucking broads does not fatherhood make.
Human children are such a disappointment he’s going to focus on fucking robots now to have robot kids.
Except even Grok hates him.
He must have one of those robotic sex dolls. He’s so pathetic.
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“You son of a bitch… I’m in” -Elon
This shows, once again, that anything to do with the US is almost impossible to satirise.
He should step back from being alive.
You beat me to it 😂
They’re all too big for him to wear around his neck as a meat shield. Time for plan B.
Ovaries everywhere just breathed a sigh of relief.
They shouldn’t — he’s still sending out unsolicited specimens.
Yeah, a little late on this one the onion. He never stepped forward for fatherhood.
