If jacking off ain’t gay then this ain’t gay. Or maybe both are gay??
I think it’s at least a little bit gay, my zoomer coworker thinks it’s not gay, if you cum in your mouth it’s definitely gay.
Having your own cum in your mouth is not gay. It’s only gay if it’s someone else’s cum in your mouth. Homosexuality means being attracted to somebody of the same sex, not being attracted to yourself or sex acts with your self.
Having your own cum in your mouth is a common humiliation fetish thing.
I’m reminded of the scene in Kevin Smith’s Clerks movie. Dante is the main character of the film and he works as a Clerk at a gas station. One day, Dante’s girlfriend Veronica brings him lunch while he’s at work, a lasagna that she cooked herself. A customer walks in and Veronica refers to the customer as “Snowball”. Dante asks her why she calls him that. Veronica says that his nickname is Snowball because he likes for women to spit his cum into his mouth after a blowjob. Dante asks how she knows that. Veronica says that she snowballed him. Dante is infuriated and argues with her, “how many dicks have you sucked” he yells. Veronica storms out of the store. Dante is being misogynistic in this scene. Eventually he calms down and comes to the conclusion that his girlfriend’s sexual past does not matter and that he should be happy that a woman cares to deliver him lunch while at work.
The answer is 37 dicks. But not in a row.
If the dick don’t spit you must acquit.
You know what, actually thinking about it I’m gonna agree with you, it is kinda gay
Okay I have decided to change my mind again. I have no clue if its gay or not
Let’s be really honest here: gay schmay… only reason guys don’t do it is cuz they can’t.
#yesallmen
You… Yeah you took a break durin a hogg woopin’ to see how close you could get. As a joke of course… you weren’t serious of course… (unless?)
Tsk tsk, always forgetting us asexuals exist. We aren’t gay because we don’t do this. We’re gay because we like the color purple.
The one uniting thing between asexuals and bisexuals (besides being gay)
Nah, I could definitely reach when I was younger, slimmer and more flexible.
Ok, i can’t hold back any longer. You can’t just leave us hanging like this. How was it?
Extremely meh, tbh
animals that have the ability to go down on themselves do it.
that doesn’t make them all gay.
fluoride in the drinking water does.
i thought it was the chemtrails lol
We need more chemtrails, I still can’t reach it
Acrobatics is gay, and only an acrobat would be flexible enough to suck their own dick, pretty obvious.
Q.E.D.
First some definitions.
Gay is slang for homosexual.
Homo = same, homosexual = same sexual.
Masturbation, including self succ, is performed on the self, or the “same”. This means that all forms of masturbation are indeed “gay”, and these types of activities are the only types of sexual activity that we may call homosexual.
In conclusion, all masturbation is gay. Any act performed with a partner, cannot in fact be called gay, because it is not performed on the self.
Sources:
“If you go back in time and have sex with yourself, would that be considered masturbation?” was another one of those questions that were rigorously discussed when I was in high school.
No. Because you are not the same person.
No man can walk through the same river twice, for it is not the same river, and it is not the same man.
Damn, people gotta adjust their body counts
There is a delay between thought and action. Therefore by the time you begin each stroke the person with the intent to do so is already in the past.
Therefore, masturbation is a little gay.
You bet the sex I’m going to have is going to be gay
It’s an accomplishment in its own right
If it’s not gay I’m not doing it
What is the official term for this sexuality of not being attracted to straight people?
Not gay, but it IS a different letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet mafia
I don’t know. I had mine origamied into a vulva. I highly recommend it.
Only if it’s also gay to beat yourself off
It’s both giving and receiving a hand job from a dude so it’s pretty gay.
You’re not gay for getting your own dick. You’re gay for sucking a dick. These paradoxes will form a gestalt with each other swallowing your very being, ego and consciousness and you will higher form of existence and become one with cosmos
Yo is he jorking jt
y’know, you can get an off brand fleshlight for like $10-20. Unless you’re a contortionist and/or have a massive cock I can’t see how people get anything out of self sucking
But is more guys used sex toys we wouldn’t get questions like this.
You get to suck a dick
If it’s gay then brother yo ubest believe I’m homosexual
it is when i’m doing it
