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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 个月前

Anon meets pearl jam man

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Anon meets pearl jam man

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 个月前
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    deleted by creator

    • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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      So don’t drive drunk if I am tired? Got it

      • tostiman@sh.itjust.works
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        👍

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        Don’t drive tired if you’re drunk.

      • Cethin@lemmy.zip
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        No, if you’re tired, get drunk. Alcohol is an upper before it’s a downer, so you’ll have a short whole that you are better off!

        (In case this is required, this is sarcasm.)

    • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I used to drive exhausted all the time due to my job. Two months ago I veered off the right side of the road. Immediately woke up because the van was bouncing a shit ton, then I kissed the guardrail. I might be dead if it wasn’t for that guardrail. Lost my job because of it though.

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        As you should. Also, your job should be doing something to catch this as well, so they should be investigated by whatever authority covers this if it was work-related driving.

  • iamericandre@lemmy.world
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    Anon saw Jesus

    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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      Jesus drives an Astrovan tho.

      • perfectly_boiled_pizza@lemmy.world
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        I heard he had a Honda. Not sure though as he didn’t really talk that much about it.

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      Sounds more like a Steezus thing

  • BzzBiotch@lemmy.world
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    Couldn’t get Eddie Vedder than that

  • GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works
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    Hell yeah BROTHER

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    Thematically, perhaps it should have been last kiss, but I appreciate that the OOP wanted it to seem more believable. Plus there was no girlfriend in his car…

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    That guy was a hero - Better Man!

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    I want to meet that guy. Could I be gay and not only OP?

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    if I heard pearl jam i would have fallen asleep on the spot

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