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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 个月前

Strange times

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Strange times

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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 个月前
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  • HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world
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    With how many “freedom of access” or whatever they call it trips america does through contested waters double dog daring someone, anyone to shoot them, America would 1000% do this in the space age, just to “assert ~~dominance ~~ freedom” because whats better then wasting time and money and taunting war

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    Sham-pag-knee?

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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      I didn’t realise you were such a coin-a-sewer.

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        she’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a Bistro!

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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          We have failed to uphold Brannigan’s Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

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            Brannigan’s Law is like Brannigan’s love: hard and fast.

            • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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              We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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            I have made it with a woman. Kif! Inform the crew!

            • Agent641@lemmy.world
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              Holy shit this blows my mind.

              All my life to this point I thought he said “I have made it with a woman, kif. And four of the men.”

              Implying some sort of bisexual gangbang, which I thought was a bit wild even for Futurama.

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                A sexy mistake.

            • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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              That young man fills me with hope. Plus, some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

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                Huh? Leela! Leela. So it’s you I’ve been attracted to. Oh, God, I’ve never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman.

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                  Kif, I’m sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy.

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    “If we hit that bullseye, all the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.”

    “In the game of chess, you never let your opponent see your pieces.”

    -2025, Donal Trump adding his two cents to Project 2025

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yahtzee

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