40k fans: yeah i’m good, too
Maybe some of us want to be part of some “minor” war crimes.
Nah I’m devoting myself to slaanesh immediately.
When I first read this, I read it as downvoting myself to slaanesh. I was like “Yeah, that’s a very Slaaneshi comment.”
If I could, I’d sign on with papa nurgle yesterday
You can get a feel of that at your nearest MtG tournament
Only thing I want from SCP is 999
enjoy
This little guy is how I know I don’t belong anywhere but the library of the SCP foundation. I want to pet him. He’s friend shaped. I cannot be trusted.
Cannot be trusted to what? Isn’t he freely accessible to all staff?
To not pet the anomalies. Pretty sure we’re not supposed to pet most of them.
This particular one is encouraged :)
Yeah, but there’s a whole bunch of dog SCP’s out there and I want to pet them too. I have no self control I will die first. I’m not stupid enough to pet a bear, but… I still want to.
:3
Some SCP-500 would also be great.
To be fair when I asked a few people said they’d like to be D-Class which is… uh a bit worrying I’d say
I like the pocket dimension ones like I could probably survive in an endless IKEA, just build a fort out of Billys and Applaros you know?
There would be an infinite Blåhaj supply too. Sign me up!
I wanna be that dude who can teleport to other worlds. 😩
Yeah, but he can’t control it and he just randomly goes to other worlds. No guarantee if it’ll be awesome or horrifying.
Stargate Fans: I wanna be Walter Harriman!
We wish to be Walter then end up being Sgt Siler
“And then i say ‘seventh Chevron locked,’ y’know, to change it up.”
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Maybe, I want to be D-Class.
Sincerely, why‽
I wanna be a woofus
