Now that’s something I never thought I’d hear about weed smokers.

Artificial existential crisis machine.

I misread that as J K Simmons and freaked out, thankfully I could read it properly the second time.

Would crush me if that legend was a piece of shit.

I have grown to love these random kids in the hall screenshots.

EXSPERMINATE!

Nah this is straight out midwest emo whine.

Members of the public, you now have one minute to reach minimum safe distance.

A goal?

It’s made of silicone so it’s quite easy to clean.

You gotta take your time getting them used to it, a little splash here and there and then build up untill you can be in the shower for a good amount of time, mine loves it now.

I got one of these things

Works pretty good and you can put some force down and really get that back nice and clean.

Pervert.

You think I chose this because it’s funny? It’s a very apt description of me.

Where were you 20 odd years ago? I might have succeeded with this information!

Of course, the second one tends to smash into your legs leaving bruises that your teacher confuses for being hit by your parents and they have to go in and explain that their son is a fucking dumbass who jumps off roofs with umbrellas.

I also attempted three, but its hard to hold three.

That song is why I ended up doing so much dumb shit to my body, also constantly watching jackass and cKy really didn’t help.

I’ve found out the hard way by jumping off my roof into one as a kid, they’re also not that strong and won’t catch you as you plummet straight through the hedge.

Also, on a side note, umbrellas do not slow you down and hurt like fuck when they hit you in the face.

Not a movie, but the first episode of Black Mirror and I’ll keep the pig.

Or any of Nick Cage’s movies and keep Nick Cage.

Is there a derpetology?

Yeah I miss those days, I remember as a teen I had internet at home and when I told people I just stayed home all holidays on the internet they all made fun of me, those same people live their entire lives out on Facebook now, I was just out there shitposting like you’re supposed to.