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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前
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    If you use lube there’s a lot less smoke.

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      Always lube your metal gear, or else it’ll break down.

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    metal gear??

    • thebigslime@lemmy.world
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      7 个月前

      Snake! Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!

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    • Justin@lemmy.jlh.name
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      Psycho Mantis?

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        You’re that ninja

    • Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      metal gear solid is a game. that is all i know

      • PineRune@lemmy.world
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        I heard Metal Gear is a pretty solid game.

        • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world
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          Metal Gear is a pretty cool guy. Eh launches nukes and doesn’t afraid of anyone.

      • Executive Chimp@discuss.tchncs.de
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        A game?!

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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      “You knew??”

    • Rozaŭtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      A Hind D?

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        7 个月前

        UH-OH! THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE!

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    Currently going through this. Girl I like is responding positively to my rants about Gondor.

    • MycelialMass@lemmy.world
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      Where was Gondor when the westfold fell?

    • burgersc12@mander.xyz
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      Good luck!

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    Damn, wish I had a split personality so I could actually flirt for once.

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      It’s less split personality and more unmasking the autism you’re masking 90% of the time.

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    Did she make your metal gear… solid?

    Raiden sunglasses

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    ❗

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    Does Lemmy have its own version of r/ihavesex lol

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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      Being trans and autistic in Seattle this isn’t exaggerating that much from my lived experience tbh

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        Not autistic, not trans, and not in Seattle, but this vibes with my experience too. I think people just love talking to people who have interests and get excited about them.

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    /#myteam 🤘🏼

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    Anal sphincter. Out!

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    smoking WHAT?

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      Smoking like a mad scientist in a cartoon that just got electrocuted by an experiment gone awry

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