And we’re operating under the assumption you will live a fulfilling life as this animal. We do not talk about the war climate.

I’d like to be a grizzly or a raccoon.

  • commiecapybara [he/him, e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    6 months ago

    Apart from the obvious (Capybara, because they are chill, friends with everyone and are communists) I wouldn’t mind being a House Gecko - Squatting in rich beachfront properties, hanging out on ceilings, eating bugs and fruits, freaking out suburban homeowners by dropping on their faces in the middle of the night, sounds like a pretty cool life comfy-cool