And we’re operating under the assumption you will live a fulfilling life as this animal. We do not talk about the war climate.
I’d like to be a grizzly or a raccoon.
Housecat, easily. It’s basically a life of luxury.
For real, how is this even a question
Golden retriever, middle class family
Gateway to hedonism without any of the existential dread attached
Housecat obvs
correct answer
If I were to live life as an animal, presumably meaning all my memories and consciousness and personality and sapience and whatever else get transferred to this animal… Then it’s gotta be a common raven, I’d think.
Ravens in the wild tend to live 10~15 years, but in captivity with ideal living conditions, ravens are believed to be able to live up to 50 years, the oldest verified raven reaching 44 years of age. And I can fuck with that. Ravens reach maturity at three years of age, and I’m in my early 20s, so let’s say I start my life as a four-year-old raven.
Ravens are also able to mimic human speech, and that’s really the main draw for me. There are other perks to being a raven, too, but that’s the big one. Like I’m sure there’s a lot of people who’d like to have a low-demand talking raven as a pet.
…You know what, fuck it, make me albino and send me to a mochi shop, I am ready.
Also added benefit: they can fucking FLY!!! For real though this is a good response. I would fuck with people so hard if I was transplanted into a ravens body. I’d just perch near random people and be like “Deeeeath comes for you…sqwuaaaack!” and fly away.
one of those insects that fucks for a week and then dies
Oh god what a life it would be to be a bear. Eat what you like and then you get to relax undisturbed for weeks. That’s a good pick.
I think being a manta ray would be pretty cool. Seems like a chill vibe.
Eat raw salmon, ponder nature, lumber about, the life I was meant to live.
Manta ray seems pretty peak too
wawa! :3
AWAWA
my cat
Same. I would be recieving so many kisses
Whale shark.
I can’t decide either.
Oh, but that is a decision:
For the record, I know a whale shark is an animal. I was just making a dumb joke lol.
Ant. Live in a perfect communist society.
Gotta be a kitty cat can sleep all day, get ninja reflexes & jumps, can still do drugs
Orca and hunt some yachts with my buddies
No but seriously I would be curious about being a blue whale - for something completely different and pretty alien to the human experience probably.
Can we choose extinct animals?
Thylacoleo seems cool.
Or Gastornis
Why go extinct?
Behold: The Shoebilled Stork, Lord of Change, Supreme Mutator, Feathered Lord, The Watching and the Eyes of Tzeentch
Majestic
Bober 🦫 I just wanna chill in a lodge. (Plus the other beav-post put them on my brain)
Yeah, chilling and building dams with the bros just seems like a great time.
I would say albatross. They fly, which would be cool and also they have long lifes
