WhoaSlowDownMaurice [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agoWhy does Roz, the largest (and least ideologically shitty) of the wtyp pod, not simply eat the other twomessage-squaremessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up152
arrow-up152message-squareWhy does Roz, the largest (and least ideologically shitty) of the wtyp pod, not simply eat the other twoWhoaSlowDownMaurice [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareSovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·7 months agoSo little bit of lore here, I met Liam irl once (I used to live in the Philly area). Dude is fucking HUGE. He’s like 6’4" and looks over 300lbs. Idk how big Roz is but I think he’s struggle to eat Liam.
minus-squarehuf [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·7 months agohe doesnt have to do it in one sitting!
minus-squareSovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 months agoHe’s gotta cook the whole Liam or it will spoil, unless you want Roz to have moldering Liam in his basement!
minus-squarehuf [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months agoever heard of dry aging?
minus-squareSovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months agoWouldn’t you need a huge dehumidifier for that?
minus-squarehuf [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months agoi’m sure roz’s home has AC in it
minus-squarebarrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoThe nuke in Rocz’ basement will keep the meat sterilized and prevent it from spoiling, it’s fine.
minus-squareWhoaSlowDownMaurice [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-27 months ago So little bit of lore here, I met Liam irl once my sympathies
minus-squareSovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoI and he were both very drunk and didn’t actually talk at all. I just recognized his voice.
So little bit of lore here, I met Liam irl once (I used to live in the Philly area). Dude is fucking HUGE. He’s like 6’4" and looks over 300lbs.
Idk how big Roz is but I think he’s struggle to eat Liam.
he doesnt have to do it in one sitting!
He’s gotta cook the whole Liam or it will spoil, unless you want Roz to have moldering Liam in his basement!
ever heard of dry aging?
Wouldn’t you need a huge dehumidifier for that?
i’m sure roz’s home has AC in it
The nuke in Rocz’ basement will keep the meat sterilized and prevent it from spoiling, it’s fine.
my sympathies
I and he were both very drunk and didn’t actually talk at all. I just recognized his voice.