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WhoaSlowDownMaurice [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months ago

Why does Roz, the largest (and least ideologically shitty) of the wtyp pod, not simply eat the other two

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Why does Roz, the largest (and least ideologically shitty) of the wtyp pod, not simply eat the other two

WhoaSlowDownMaurice [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months ago
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    7 months ago

    He’s gotta cook the whole Liam or it will spoil, unless you want Roz to have moldering Liam in his basement!

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      ever heard of dry aging?

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        Wouldn’t you need a huge dehumidifier for that?

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          i’m sure roz’s home has AC in it

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      The nuke in Rocz’ basement will keep the meat sterilized and prevent it from spoiling, it’s fine.

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