What Pokemon would you be shocked to learn is completely 100% straight

Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.net · 8 months ago

AntifaSuperWombat [she/her]@hexbear.net · 8 months ago

gramxi [they/them]@hexbear.net · 8 months ago

Ditto

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip · 8 months ago

Machoke.

propter_hog [any, any]@hexbear.net · 8 months ago

Holy shit yes, there’s even a pseudo canonical reference to this in Arceus

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip · 8 months ago

Hah, I did not know that, haven’t played Arceus.

Lussy [any, hy/hym]@hexbear.net · 8 months ago

Blastois. No way that boy is straight. Has like four dicks, all he does is coom when he fights other brawny characters

Snorlax is asexual

Pikachu is, ironically enough, probably the straightest

SpiderFarmer [he/him]@hexbear.net · 8 months ago

Sylveon.

glimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.net · 8 months ago

Jynx

Owl [he/him]@hexbear.net · 8 months ago

Zigzagoon

MayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 8 months ago

gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net · 8 months ago

Inb4 Vaporeon shitposting

merthyr1831@lemmy.ml · 8 months ago

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon br-

Gil Wanderley@lemmy.eco.br · 8 months ago

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geese_feces [comrade/them, love/loves]@hexbear.net · 8 months ago

AernaLingus [any]@hexbear.net · 8 months ago

Tangela

JayTreeman [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 8 months ago

Vaporeon

CrawlMarks [he/him]@hexbear.net · 8 months ago

Breloom

Sickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net · edit-2 8 months ago