Anything I write with a placeholder name feels bad and then I get stuck trying to think of a better name. I’ve already designated too much of the start of the alphabet to side characters, it needs to be something easy to read if its coming up over and over again in the book.
- Slab Bulkhead
- Bridge Largemeat
- Punt Speedchunk
- Butch Deadlift
- Hold Bigflank
- Splint Chesthair
- Flint Ironstag
- Bolt Vanderhuge
- Thick McRunfast
- Blast Hardcheese
- Buff Drinklots
- Crunch Slamchest
- Fist Rockbone
- Stump Beefknob
- Smash Lampjaw
- Punch Rockgroin
- Buck Plankchest
- Stump Junkman
- Dirk Hardpec
- Rip Steakface
- Slate Slabrock
- Crud Bonemeal
- Brick Hardmeat
- Rip Slagcheek
- Punch Sideiron
- Gristle McThornbody
- Slate Fistcrunch
- Buff Hardback
- Bob Johnson
- Blast Thickneck
- Crunch Buttsteak
- Slab Squatthrust
- Lump Beefbroth
- Touch Rustrod
- Beef Blastbody
- Big McLargehuge
- Smoke Manmuscle
- Beat Punchmeat
- Hack Blowfist
- Roll Fizzlebeef
Kojima ass names
Hack Blowfist would unironically be a great name for a coke addict muckraker who’s convinced he’s a sort of genius anti-hero exposing hypocrisy but is mostly just hacking dead kids phones. So Piers Morgan basically.
Joe/Jill Steele
I knew someone who’s real name was Joe Steele, he kidnapped someone once and now no one talks to him
Huh. Maybe Joey is better then
Malcolm Ohio
Gordon Iowa
Logan Utah
Conor Oregon
Angus Maine
Douglas Virginia
Colton Missouriunironically sounds like you might want to self-impose some naming constraints. For instance, my parameters for my main cast:
- same length first and last name (in this case, 6
) - alliterative
- each name must have at least 2 different vowel sounds
as such–Cronyl Collin, Gloria Guerra, Romain Romero, Yakira Ykalis.
If it helps, go full Ace Attorney–make the names barely-obscured puns/character traits. On the other hand, remember you can just mash together syllables to make a name, no one’s stopping you.
This might actually be helpful, thanks. I’m basing my world off of pre-Christian Ireland so I’m trying to find something vaguely Celtic sounding (even if its not a real word)
- same length first and last name (in this case, 6
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Heat Bricksmasher
Dick Richards
Yado Zygote
give us the rough outline
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https://www.fakenamegenerator.com/
This has been somewhat instrumental in my writing process in name picking (among other things).
