You know, the music that’s in every fucking insurance advert that wants to market itself as wholesome.
It’s usually got the following: Ukelele strumming, jaunty whistling, a bunch of dudes in what sounds like the far off background happily chanting “waaaooooh” or sometimes if the composer is feeling extra evil, the dreaded baby piano. Can someone tell me what this shit is called?
It’s the Corporate Memphis of music. I hate hate hate it.
I feel you. I’m realizing that I’m getting closer and closer to the age my parents were when they were telling me about black and white televisions and realizing there’s adults who can buy alcohol that don’t remember what it’a like to not have an internet connection or a cell phone.
Remember when they had antennas? That was so cool