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LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 个月前

Sex!?

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LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 个月前
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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    Ace moment.

    • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz
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      Imagine my surprise when I realized “people actually enjoy this? They’re not all just over-exaggerating about it?? They purposefully seek it out???”

      • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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        My demi experience: yeah sure I enjoy that. I enjoy gaming too. Either is nice to have, but if I can’t do it for a year, I won’t be thinking about it that much, ya know? I was shocked to find out how much people think about sex, and particularly shocked that they’ll see a stranger, acquaintance or friend and literally feel a desire to have sex with them? Like, how many people have imagined they’re having sex with me? Ew. Don’t do that to me.

        • KuroiKaze@lemmy.world
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          Too late

          • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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            Imma spray you with one of those spaying water bottles

            • KuroiKaze@lemmy.world
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              Uh oh fetish unlocked

              • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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                Jokes on you, you’ll have to explain that to all your future partners

                • Blooper@lemmynsfw.com
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                  Mmmm, in vivid detail… ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

                • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com
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                  You sure you’re demi and not ace?

                  Talking about fetishes is half the fun of having a new partner.

            • PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world
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              They’re selling spaying spray?

      • madjo@feddit.nl
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        I was 39 years old when I learned that no I’m not broken, I’m just asexual (I had never heard of the term before that). That was a good day.

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      I mean, it’s hard to know you’re ace before you become aware that sex is a thing most people want and seek, lol.

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    Disgusting.

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      It doesn’t seem very hygienic to me.

  • Zyratoxx@lemm.ee
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    There are people out there doing it in real life

    Not me 😎

  • dan1101@lemm.ee
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    Ur mom and dad totally did it.

    • LifeLemons@lemmy.mlOP
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      I always wondered how I was born, hard truth

      • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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        Pretty sure it was this way since everyone told me the stork brought me.

  • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@lemmy.today
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    Kinda surreal when someone gets pregnant without IVF.

  • obnomus@lemmy.ml
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    Gross

  • I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world
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    “It’s been going on for quite a while…”

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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      Perhaps it’s quite fashionable.

      • Tudsamfa@lemmy.world
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        It’s a fad, people will come to their senses eventually.

  • gerryflap@feddit.nl
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    Ugh day ruined. Well y’all better enjoy it then. But please don’t tell me

  • Valmond@lemmy.world
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    Is that background from Marble Madness??!

  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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    My girlfriend does it with her boss at work 🤢

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