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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipM to Low Quality Facts@lemmy.zip · 9 months ago

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    deleted by creator

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    When tested in the real world, his device doesn’t work as well and kills people because he refused to put a cover over the wiring because he wanted it to look ‘cool’.

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      And it’ll catch fire if you vacuum carpet with it.

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      You’re telling me an invention by Great Elon isn’t working well in real life? Oh, what a filthy pedophile you are!

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    It’s hard to imagine someone sucking more than Musk.

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      Not for me. Trump is right there most of the time

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        I’m pretty sure Musk has been sucking Trump

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    More like we are all living in a vacuum, and Elon sucks

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    I programmed a device that adds, multiplies, and divides numbers. Can you believe that? I invented the calculator.

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      You’re not thinking big enough. You invented math.

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    Can confirm from my username that this is false.

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      10/10 comment 30/10 username.

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      Isn’t this phenomenon called ‘trybersuck’?

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    I can’t see an advisor telling him anything else, other than “yes” or “my man”.

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    this isnt even plausible lol, vacuum doesnt have an X in it

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