Lemmy.one
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
edit-2
11 个月前

American Weights and Measurements be Like

hexbear.net

message-square
25
fedilink
130

American Weights and Measurements be Like

hexbear.net

GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
edit-2
11 个月前
message-square
25
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    49
    ·
    11 个月前

    This visualization makes it look like the tiny morphine hamburger is equivalent in dosage to the twin cheese towers, and therefore more potent.

    • anarcho_blinkenist [none/use name]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      19
      ·
      11 个月前

      D E N S E B O R G E R

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      16
      ·
      11 个月前

      I could see that

  • Skeleton_Erisma [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    29
    ·
    11 个月前

    Imagine big borgor

    • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      25
      ·
      11 个月前

      imagine eating a burger gets you high, now imagine eating a really big burger… you see where i’m going with this right?

      • Skeleton_Erisma [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        17
        ·
        11 个月前

        emergency-room

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      16
      ·
      11 个月前

      Now imagine opiates.

      Entire class:

      OHHHHHHH

  • btfod [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    24
    ·
    11 个月前

    Carfentanil:

    feast-1feast-2

  • sweatersocialist [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    21
    ·
    edit-2
    3 个月前

    deleted by creator

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      11 个月前

      If you give me the right I will.work my way back up.to the left.

  • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    11 个月前

    chat is this real???

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      23
      ·
      11 个月前

      It’s from a medical textbook

      • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        20
        ·
        11 个月前

        you’re fucking kidding me what book?

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          17
          ·
          11 个月前

          No idea. Got it from a things from textbooks that look like shitposts page

          • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            16
            ·
            11 个月前

            incredible. one for the ages.

    • TerminalEncounter [she/her]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      17
      ·
      edit-2
      11 个月前

      Dialudid/hydromorphone (Dilaudid is a brand name) is indeed stronger in terms of Morphine Milligram Equivalents, one of the reasons is cause it crosses the blood brain barrier readily so it also works faster. They’re really similar molecules, there’s only a difference in like one hydroxyl group but that’s enough, some people who are allergic to morphine can have hydromorphone without any issues.

      And yes the comparison using burgers is ridiculous but I bet it’s effective in communicating it’s strength to your standard American lol

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        13
        ·
        11 个月前

        Oh its totally correct and also from a medical text

      • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        edit-2
        11 个月前

        oh i know the comparison is accurate as i was a severe pillhead 15 years ago (couldn’t tell the difference between it and oxy and i preferred straight morphine anyway)

        i meant is this an actual fucking graphic existing somewhere in some doctors office in ‘flyover country’? cuz if so it’s legendary and needs to be preserved in the library of congress as an important cultural work

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          11 个月前

          Where I got it from usually finds stuff in the wild. So I’d say yes

      • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        11 个月前

        crosses the blood brain barrier readily so it works faster

        Huh. That explains my allergy to it. Dilaudid made me trip balls (along with several other pain killers) so I ended up on morphine because of that. Oddly my sister is allergic to morphine but can have everything else.

  • LemonGrease [she/her, mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    edit-2
    11 个月前

    MAAAAAAAAN Get me some of that Dildodimdougdimmadome (burger) in my veins ringht now bitch

  • plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    11 个月前

    Explaining ferrocene to american student be like

  • sloth [none/use name]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    11 个月前

    joker-amerikkklap

  • lil_tank [any, he/him]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    edit-2
    11 个月前

    Did Dilau did Dilaudid or did Dilaudid did Dilau?

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      11 个月前

      If Dilaudid was a burger!

  • Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    11 个月前

    Gonna replace “if wishes were horses” with this from now on.

chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Slop posts go in c/slop. Don’t post low-hanging fruit here.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 648 users / day
  • 1.33K users / week
  • 2.1K users / month
  • 4.3K users / 6 months
  • 17 local subscribers
  • 14K subscribers
  • 18.4K Posts
  • 267K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]@hexbear.net
  • MiraculousMM [he/him, undecided]@hexbear.net
  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
  • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
  • ZoomeristLeninist [it/its, they/them]@hexbear.net
  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    cake
  • sweet_pecan [love/loves, they/them]@hexbear.net
  • a_little_red_rat [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
  • khizuo [ze/zir]@hexbear.net
  • gaystyleJoker [she/her]@hexbear.net
  • thelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.net
  • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
  • Sulvy [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
  • BE: 0.19.7
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org