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kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Putin encourages Russians to have sex at work amid falling birth rate

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Putin encourages Russians to have sex at work amid falling birth rate

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kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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This initiative is just one of many efforts by the Kremlin to boost Russia’s birth rate.
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    does putin think two women can make a baby?

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      Probably not. But have you considered one male authority figure and a cohort of female underlings?

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        I think I tasted a bit of bile in the back of my throat when I read your comment.

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      In 4.5 months, actually!

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      I don’t know if he thinks that…but I would love to watch them try! Maybe throw in some oils, and handcuffs? I mean, I’m not even worried about the baby. I just want to see the ladies do their thing.

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        Just go crank it to some porn. We didn’t need to read that.

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