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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?

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How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

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- CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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  Spell it out and say it out loud.
  
  The punchline is more satisfying if you discover it versus being told.
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    Explanation:
    
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    There is no effin’ way
  - NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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    Yes, very much so!

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